Silly Inventions

Here is a list of what are perhaps the worst inventions that have ever come to my mind (not that I have ever had any good ones):

Ritz Cracker Bubble Gum Sandwiches
Strap-on Arm Rests
Toilet Paper Mittens
Edible Books (I have to credit my dad for this one)
A 2000 ft Telescope — that extends beyond San Francisco fog
Erasable Permanent Marker
The Anthrophone — A musical instrument that plays you
All-In-One Toast, Bread, and Fries Maker (Made in France)
Elevator Slinky
The I Soak — A  one-player water gun